NOT GUILTY: Florida Man Who Blamed Big Penis For Girlfriend’s Death Acquitted

Richard Patterson, a 65-year-old Florida man accused of murdering of his late girlfriend Francisca Marquinez, 60, was found not guilty on Monday.

A medical expert declared it unlikely that someone could fatally choke on a schlong, leading Patterson’s defense team to change their strategy. They argued that it was impossible to know how Marquinez died because medical examiners didn’t get to her body in time before it decomposed.

Unlike Patterson, the jury wasn’t hung. Though the jurors missed their chance to see a big wang in a court of law, they found Patterson innocent after deliberating for five hours.

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Shutterstock/Feel Photo Art

Published by INFO JONES

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