BEWARE: There Is A Naked Yoga Enthusiast On The Loose In Pueblo, Colorado

A naked yoga enthusiast is on the loose in Colorado, cops report.

Around 6:45 AM Saturday, Aurora police received a 911 call about a “naked man doing yoga” in public. But an officer dispatched to the crime scene reported that, “I was unable to locate anyone in the area clothed or otherwise.”

The patrolman, however, did locate a pile of abandoned clothing outside a nearby business. The items–pants, shirts, socks, underwear, and a pair of Nikes–were collected by the officer and “tagged as evidence.”

The incident–classified as indecent exposure–occurred adjacent to a strip mall.


Published by INFO JONES

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